I Drink A Lot of Coffee

I worked with woman who arbitrarily said “Yes” to her spell check and then sent her emails. She spelled — inconvenience — incorrectly and spell check said “incontinence” and she said “Yes” and hit send — to about 30,000 customers and some internal people. “Sorry for the incontinence”, the email read. We all were.

I always think the name of that play is the talking vaginas. I have never wanted to see it or even read it, even though I have a vagina because frankly, I don’t want to have any personified body parts. I don’t want to hear any monologues with or conversations between vaginas or penises. I

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